Looks terrible, feels great! Mr. Smith goes downstairs in the morning and his doorman says, Mr. Smith, how are you? Smith says, I feel great. Doorman says, But you look terrible! Smith says, But I feel great. When Smith gets to the office, his secretary a...

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Horny Older Man There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer. One day as 5 ...

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Whats With The Gold? What's with the gold? A man walks into a bar and sees a pot of gold. Curious, the man asks the bartender what is with the pot of gold. 'Well, you see every day I give a challenge and whoever can complete the challenge gets the pot of ...

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The King The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients. After a day shopping sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for h...

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David Beckham David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank, I'd like to donate some sperm he says to the receptionist. Certainly Sir replies the receptionist, have you donated before?. Yes replies Beckham you should have my details on your computer. Oh yes...

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The piss test One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor. Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, Mike replies. There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstor...

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The munchies It seems researchers at the University of Mississippi Medical school, have come up with the first marijuana-based medical suppository. The only drawback so far is that approximately ten minutes after insertion, you have an overpowering urge t...

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Lesbian Dinosaurs What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus...

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Dictator cruise This is weird, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il has not been seen in public in more than a month. He's disappeared. No one's seen him. This has fueled suspicion Kim Jong-Il and Fidel Castro snuck off on a gay dictator cruise....

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Orange Penis A man awoke one morning and he noticed he had an orange penis. Mistified by this he tested it, making sure everything was fine, and it was. So he ignored it and went to work. While in the urinal a friend looked over and seemed very suprised. ...

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