Lets do lunch A boss asks his secretary, Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob? No, says the secretary. Great, Let's do lunch. the boss says....

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The Good Samaritan It was an unusually cold night, and it had been snowing continuously for hours. An off-duty towtruck driver came across a vehicle that had skidded off the road and was partly submerged in a drainage ditch. Spotting an attractive young l...

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New partition Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off. After several weeks he still hadn't been paid and he regularly thr...

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Two Old Ladies Two old ladies are sitting in a park, when a flasher walks up, yanks open his raincoat and exposes himself totally to them. His penis is hanging right out there. This is an enormous shock to the ladies and one of them has a stroke right awa...

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Passionate sex This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had, h...

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Sex Help I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early....

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School Teachers Why do school teachers make the best wives? Because if they're not happy the way you did it, they make you do it over and over again....

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The Old Couple This man woman have been married to each other for over sixty years. For the last few years the only sex they have, is she holds his penis in her hand. Anyway, the husband comes home late one night and says Honey I'm sorry,I still love you,...

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Pianist A guy goes to a party one night, and after a couple of hours, he hears the most amazing piano music being played. He thinks it is the most wonderful music he has ever heard and makes his way over to the pianist. I have to say that the music that y...

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Bingo Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo!...

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