UPS delivery man I was getting ready for a garage sale one summer day. Since it was so hot and humid out, I decided to stay inside my air-conditioned house and mark the special stickers I had bought for the sale. I would stick several of them on my blouse...

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Old Folks An older couple were having a hard time making ends meet. The pension check was not getting them through the month. So the husband told his wife that it was her turn to make some money as he had carried them both for years and he was tired. She ...

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Cucumer Penis Olive A kid goes into his moms room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his dad. He asks: What are you doing to dad, mom? She says: I'm helping him exercise to lose weight! Oh mom, that is worthless you jump on top of him to make him ...

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Super Market Checkout A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She thought she'd die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out fo...

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Genie One day, a husband and wife were out playing golf. The husband was having trouble teaching his wife how to play, as she was quite bad. As the wife took her shot, she aimed it badly and the ball went right through the window of a nearby house. Now lo...

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Mama Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll tak...

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Microsoft After having sex, Bill Gate's Wife commented; Now I know why you call your company MicroSoft!...

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Missing Finger My cousin, Keno worked off shore..halfway into his shift, he calls his wife...Honey don't worry, I am ok. An accident occured and my finger was cut OFF...She yells, The hole finger? NO, NO, the one right next to it........

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Testosteron A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me ha...

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Duct Tape Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. Well, replies Paul, you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her? Yes, re...

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