Mint Birth Control Pill The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the new mint-flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart'...

笑话 成人笑话

Dress for a wedding Her big church wedding was fast approaching, and my friend was delighted to hear that her mom, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the perfect mother-of-the-bride dress. Two days later, she was shocked to learn that her ne...

笑话 成人笑话 liuxuepaper

Cheese Sandwich A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar- Cheese Sandwich: ?1.50 Chicken Sandwich: ?2.50 Hand Job: ?10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionall...

笑话 英语成人笑话

NewJersey They have found bird flu in New Jersey, but not to worry. If any of the birds get out, New Jersey's natural toxic waste will take care of them....

笑话 成人笑话

Gay bachelor party As you know, the constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage got voted down last week. Here's my questions: When two guys get married, what is the bachelor party like? Do they both go?...

笑话 成人笑话

Huntingtrip笑话 The big story continues to be that seven retired generals have come forward and called for Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to step down. In response to that, President Bush said he fully supports Rumsfeld. You know what that means? Soun...

笑话 英语成人笑话

17 year old The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were ve...

笑话 英语成人笑话

Oldfolksgames笑话 TOP 10 OLD FOLKS' PARTY GAMES 1. Sag, You're It! 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear 4. Kick the Bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over 6. Doc, Doc Goose 7. Simon Says Something I...

笑话 成人笑话

Hewasmistaken笑话 Two guys were walking down the street and the first guy glanced at a girl who was walking by. She turned around and said indignantly, "What are you looking at?" The second guy pointed to his friend and said, "He thought you were good looki...

笑话 成人笑话

T.M.D.s President Bush is sending troops to the Mexican border. He's going to have them look for tequila of mass destruction....

笑话 成人笑话