King of the jungle There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lion came by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself, How funny would it be to screw the king of the jungle in the ass? of something quick because he wasn't going to outr...

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The Difference What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again!...

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Super Pussy An ederly man is waiting for his wife to come to bed. While he is waiting, she decides to add a little spice into there 50 year marriage. She gets completely naked and throws on her robe, for a little flying adventure. She comes out of the roo...

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The Ranchers Wife There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it, but she knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a...

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SPOT DIFFERENCE WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SKY AND SKIRT? THE SKY COVERS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE. THE SKIRT COVERS THE UNIVERSAL HOLE....

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After Sex A man and woman begin to smoke after sex and the man says 'My wife would kill me if she saw me now' 'Why?' the woman replies 'because you had sex with another woman?' 'No...' says the man '...because I quit smoking last week'...

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Hubby loses interest in sex A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. At dinner that night, she ...

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Floridas Old Sparky On a given night, 2 deathrow inmates are scheduled to be electrocuted on old sparky. While one execution is in progress, the pastor admisnisters to the other condemned man in his cell. Don't worry my son, says the pastor, as soon as th...

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Condoms A teenage boy who is a virgin is told by his long time girlfriend that they will finally have sex. But first she tells him, he must buy condoms. Off he goes to the drug store where he study's the rows and rows of different types of rubbers. He fin...

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Sexual assault One morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her bo...

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