Little Red RIding Ho Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry! Little Red started towards...

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Once Upon a Wish Once upon a wish... A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ...

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A Grooms Tale I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law ...

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Lonely on the Farm Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a mon...

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Cowboy rules 1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may leave it on if she works in a saloon. 2. A cowboy says EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, when leaving a lady's presence. 3. A cowboy says PARDON ME, MA'AM, when bumping into a ...

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Whos This Guy After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. There might be some matches in the top drawer, she...

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Golf In a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin' to ...

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The Bike A 13 year old boy came home all happy. His mom asked, what did you do at school today hunny? Oh i had sex with my teacher, he said calmly. The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home. When the father came...

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Chicken Coop A little boy and a little girl go every day to play in a chicken coop. One day the little girl comes up to the little boy and says, We can't play in the chicken coop anymore. The little boy asks, Why not? The little girl answers, 'Cause I'm g...

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Posh & Becks Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and Posh? A: Posh Spice doesn't kick back when she's taken from behind....

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