Kingsdaughter笑话 Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the s...

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Womans boobs A young boy asks his father, Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs? Surprised, the father answers, Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts. Depending on a woman's age,...

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Gaybankrobber Did you hear about the gay bank robber? He tied up the safe and blew the guard....

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Circumvention笑话 Today at a press conference, President Bush defended his domestic wiretapping program when a reporter called it a circumvention of the law. The president said 'That's ridiculous. I had my circumvention done when I was a baby.'...

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Collecting numbers The National Security Agency have been collecting the phone records of tens of millions of ordinary Americans. The important distinction is that in the program that was revealed this week, they're not tapping your line, they're monitori...

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DentistAppointment笑话 One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay ...

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Bee in her vagina One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, Oh my god, help me, ther...

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Finalcheckup笑话 A man approaching retirement went along to see the company doctor for one final checkup. To his horror the doctor said, "I don't know quite how to put this, but your heart is on its last legs and you have only got six months to live." "Is t...

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Mom Im gay A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet. His plan was to tell his mother first, so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was busying h...

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Restricted airspace Here's something kind of scary. U.S. fighter jets intercepted a small plane that had breached restricted space around Washington. ...Apparently, the White House said not to shoot it down unless they had evidence it contained two gay gu...

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