EarlyRetirement To:All Staff Cc: From:Management RE:Early Retirement Due to our current financial situation, management has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers over 30 on early retirement. This scheme will be know as RAPE (Retire Aged Personn...

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Mary Poppins Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. Certainly, madam, he replied courteously. Is the resturant open still? inquired...

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Hardwarestore笑话 A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left. When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in...

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Guysfavouritething What's a guys favourite thing to eat? His girlfriend....

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Cockfightingban A Louisiana state Senate committee unanimously approved a ban on cock fighting, in what appears to be a first step in outlawing gay marriage...

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Bushastounded It is astounding, is it not, that the president, who was always so incestuously linked to oil companies for years and years is suddenly shocked, shocked, at what's going on. But I'm not surprised that Bush has no recollection of how gas pric...

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Ancestors The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. ...

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Condombuyers笑话 A guy was at the supermarket and after buying a few things he began to queue up in this really long line for the checkout. After about 15 minutes in the line he reached the checkout girl and just at that moment he remembered that he needed ...

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Dear Diary Sunday For my fiftieth birthday this year, my husband (the dear) has purchased a week of personal training at the local health club. Although I am still in good shape (if not as good as when I was playing on my high school softball team), I hav...

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Cheneystaxrefund笑话 Vice President Dick Cheney's getting a tax refund of $1.9 million. How do you get a $1.9 million refund when your salary is $205,000 a year? How does that work? ...Apparently, he's writing off the guns and ammo as business expenses!...

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