Four letter word President Bush being recorded using a four-letter word at the G-8 Summit in Russia. At first everyone thought he had mispronounced the word 'Shiite.'...

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Daddy Has Two A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, Does anyone know what this is? And little Johnny says, Yes, my dad has 2 of them! And the teacher says, Are y...

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Rectum Stretcher This guy is flying down the road in his EB Z06; and he comes over the top of a bridge, sure enough,on the other side there is sitting a cop with a radar gun. The cop pulls the guy over,walks up to the car and asks What's the hurry? The gu...

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Gay Jew What do you call a gay Jewish man? A Heblew....

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Best Comeback Line Ever In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and publi...

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Lebanese-Americans There was one embarrassing moment today for President Bush when they phoned the Pentagon about evacuating Lebanese-Americans. He said, 'I didn't even know Dick Cheney's daughter was over there....

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Barbie Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken comes in another box....

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The Chief A tribe in the jungle consider farting after every meal to be a sign of power, however the chief of the tribe finds it extremely difficult to fart. His servant goes to the doctor and say big chief, no fart so the doctor gives him a pill The next...

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Bus Drivers Parents A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull. The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, If my dad was an el...

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Shipwrecked A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island. The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to ha...

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