Accidental deaths Think About This: A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000. B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health Human Services) Then think about this: A....

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As wide as A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill. ...

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Waiting to catch her Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man. You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down? I'm waiting, Jon said. Wai...

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3 Women There are three women , the first one goes to the doctor for a checkup and takes her shirt off. The doctor notices an imprint of an H on her chest and says Why is there an H on your chest? and the girl says, becasue my boyfriend goes to Harvard an...

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Three Men At A Bar There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scots man at a bar. The English man says I went into me daughters bedroom the other day and found a packet of fags then says the thing is I didn't realised she smoked The Scots man then says ...

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Adultery An old man went into confession and told the priest: Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice. I see, said the priest. When was the last time you were in...

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Easily Explained A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is. The followin...

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Tennis ball One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the lig...

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Shopping Spree Upon returning to her car from a shopping spree, one of a group of young ladies realizes that she has forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth control pills. She rushes into the nearest pharmacy and gives her prescription to the phar...

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Dont Fart In Bed! This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her ...

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