Big in Texas There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. As he arrived on the plane, he mentioned to the flight attendant that it had been a very comfortable flight. Wow, these seats are big! he told her. She replied, Everything is big in Texas...

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Bush wants to talk President Bush is in Russia for the G-8 Summit and he has an agenda. A lot of people are stunned -- he has an agenda? He wants to talk about the hot spots in the world. He wants to talk about fighting in the Middle East. He wants to tal...

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All here together A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad, gushed son number one... Sorry I'm running late... had an emergency, you ...

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College dance At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, In America, we call this a hug. She replies, Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug t...

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A mans Intelligence Why are men more intelligent during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius!...

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Sorority Jokes What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. You could eat a bowling ball if you ...

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Needed Some Ironing At a nursing home, there are two very old men who sit on the porch all day and reminisce together about the old days. They don't realize it, but they have attracted the attention of two elderly women who walk by them. But the ladies go...

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Mashed Potatoes A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinne...

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Not so perfect cards Cards for the not so perfect relationship: You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment. I know how to push all my wife's buttons ... now if I could only find the one marked OFF! I must admit, you brought religion in my life. I neve...

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Old Man An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and the...

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