Exercise A kid goes into his moms room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his dad. He asks: What are you doing to dad, mom? She says: I'm helping him exercise to lose weight! Oh mom, that is worthless you jump on top of him to make him skinnier an...

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Have a Lemon There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. The priest said, Confess your sins and be forgiven. The young woman said, Last night my boyfriend ma...

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Teenage Pregnancy An eighteen-year-old girl tells her mom that she has missed her period For two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, and cryin...

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101 Things Not To Say During Sex 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your...

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Osamas sex slave A former sex slave of Osama bin Laden now has a book coming out. In the book, she says that Osama bin Laden is in love with Whitney Houston. It would be interesting. On the one hand, you have an out-of-control maniac, and then on the othe...

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Hot in Washington It was so hot today down in Washington, D.C., President Bush said, 'Maybe there is something with the global warming s**t.'...

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The Old Spinnster On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper: Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must ...

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Surprising Helen Keller How Do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet....

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Boyfriends and Husbands Q:What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? A:45 minutes....

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The Elderly Couple A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, What can I do for you? The man said, Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, There is ...

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