Talking dog A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour. The bartender says, Sorry, we don't allow animals in here. The dog replies, Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just gi...

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Naivesailor A very naive sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties. He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?" She says, "It's me lower mouth." He says, "What do you...

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Grandma in court Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my fro...

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Singleguysday Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday!...

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DonaldTrumpin2008笑话 Donald Trump is reportedly considering running for president in 2008. Yeah, Trump said he'll choose a running mate, and then dump her for a younger, hotter running mate. -Conan O'Brien...

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Zoovisit笑话 Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy, points to it and says, "Mummy, what is th...

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AfricanorIndian笑话 A jeweler watched as a huge truck pulled up in front of his store. The back came down and an elephant walked out. It broke one of the windows with its tusk and then, using its trunk like a vacuum cleaner sucked up all of the jewelry. The...

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White House fence Some excitement at the White House yesterday. The Secret Service caught a man trying to climb over the White House fence. ... When they caught the man, the Secret Service said, 'Not so fast. You have three more years, Mr. President....

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Shesbeautiful笑话 This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he's getting drunk "I have to come home to this!" ...

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Sneak in & out The big news of the day is that President Bush made his second surprise visit to Baghdad... he flew in and out. ...He did sneak in. It worked so well that they now have a secret plan to sneak a guy in and out of Condoleezza Rice....

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