Marriage amendment Even though President Bush is pushing for this gay marriage amendment, Vice President Dick Cheney doesn't think the federal government should be involved. Cheney said the government shouldn't prevent men who are obviously in love with e...

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Apieceofass笑话 What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!...

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Vegetable笑话 One day two carrots were walking down the street. They were the best of friends. Just as they started to step off the curb, a car sped around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured carrot cradled his buddy, telling him over and ove...

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Is it serious? The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. We need a fourth for poker, said the friend. I'll be right over, whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, Is...

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Youwouldlooknicer笑话 "How did you lose your job at the dress shop?" a woman asked her friend. "Well, after trying on about 25 dresses, the customer said to me, 'I think I would look nicer in something flowing.' "And I suggested the Mississippi."...

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Speech impediment Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former loves. I told him that I once broke-up with a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impediment. George said, Jimmy, I'm shocked. I never know you...

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Didyoujump笑话 A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an aeroplane. The next day, he...

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Packofcondoms笑话 A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out. The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing, fit to burst. The chemist thinks this odd...

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Fivecannibals笑话 Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please do...

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Slowing traffic A farmer lived on a quiet, rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. It became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So he called the sheriff...

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