Needingitbadly笑话 I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do t...

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Sexteacher Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching s...

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Fairytales笑话 A child asked his mother, "Do all fairy tales begin with, Once upon a time? " His mother answered, "No, dear. Once in a while they begin with 'I am going to be working late at the office tonight.'" "Does Daddy tell you fairy tales like that?"...

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Grosserthangross What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of your mayonnaise jar....

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OralSexfrogs笑话 A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: `Oral Sex` frogs! Only $20 each! Money back guarantee!! (Comes wit...

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Before or after sex A little boy walks up to his father and says, Dad, what does a pussy look like? Father responds, well son, before or after sex? Son, Well, before? Father, picture a tulip with all the petals son. Son, well what about after? Father, Pic...

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Lollipopandapenis笑话 What's the difference between a lollipop and a penis? If you lick a lollipop, it becomes smaller... but if you lick a penis it becomes bigger!...

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San Francisco A long time resident of San Francisco is packing all his stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in and asks what he's doing. I'm leaving! he replies. They just made homosexuality legal. So why leave now? queries his roomie. Gays have been part...

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Saddams82massacre笑话 Documents were introduced in court today to link Saddam Hussein to a 1982 massacre. Saddam claims it was just a hunting accident and has asked for Dick Cheney's Lawyer....

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Code for sex A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, Go tell your mommy ...

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