Naivesailor A very naive sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties. He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?" She says, "It's me lower mouth." He says, "What do you...

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Grandma in court Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my fro...

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Singleguysday Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday!...

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DonaldTrumpin2008笑话 Donald Trump is reportedly considering running for president in 2008. Yeah, Trump said he'll choose a running mate, and then dump her for a younger, hotter running mate. -Conan O'Brien...

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Collecting numbers The National Security Agency have been collecting the phone records of tens of millions of ordinary Americans. The important distinction is that in the program that was revealed this week, they're not tapping your line, they're monitori...

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Zoovisit笑话 Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy, points to it and says, "Mummy, what is th...

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DentistAppointment笑话 One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay ...

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Bee in her vagina One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, Oh my god, help me, ther...

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Finalcheckup笑话 A man approaching retirement went along to see the company doctor for one final checkup. To his horror the doctor said, "I don't know quite how to put this, but your heart is on its last legs and you have only got six months to live." "Is t...

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Restricted airspace Here's something kind of scary. U.S. fighter jets intercepted a small plane that had breached restricted space around Washington. ...Apparently, the White House said not to shoot it down unless they had evidence it contained two gay gu...

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