Smart-ass笑话 A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your ...

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Bugging and bills If the government has been monitoring my phone conversations, by god, they should be paying half of my phone sex bill. -David Letterman...

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Towelwaving笑话 A middle-aged man marries a younger woman but discovers that no matter what he does in bed, she won't orgasm. So he takes the problem to his doctor who explains that maybe fantasy sex is the answer. So the man hires a young, charming male es...

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Bestshaveever A man enters a Barber Shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Ju...

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Pamelasbreasts笑话 What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley...

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Just for women A woman walked into the ladies and saw a man standing up using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaimed, This is just for women! So's this!, he replied....

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Substituteforwomen A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked the other man. The first guy replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."...

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Tackling issues Republican leaders say that after illegal immigration and gay marriage, the next issue President Bush will tackle: flag burning. ...So if you're an illegal immigrant who's crossing our border to burn the flag at your gay wedding, we got yo...

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Blinddate笑话 "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate. "Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner!"...

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Charlie Sheen Denise Richard and Charlie Sheen have agreed to extend a restraining order requiring Sheen to stay at least 300 yards from estranged wife Denise and their daughters. Charlie says he can guarantee that he wont get within 300 yards of them as ...

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